I Hate Dick Vitale and J.J. Redick

How many times does he have to mention Redick's ACC record in the UT-Kansas game? I would've understood if it was an NCAA record, but not too many people in Big-12 country give a shit. And it's not like the 3-point line's been around the entire time, so an unathletic white kid that NBA scouts are doubtful on but can shoot the 3 is bound to break the damn record sooner or later. If you're good, you leave early (which offsets not having a 3-point line or freshmen not being able to play). If you're not good enough to leave early, then you're probably not going to break any records. So what does that leave? Unathletic white kids that can shoot, and that screams Duke! Hey Pat Forde, I could give a shit if Redick and his grandma have tattoos. Can we find an even dumber reason to write about him and kiss his ass? He's sooo hardcore!

Shit, it's not like it's hard to break records when you've spent 4 years in a 7 to 8 man system that runs up the score and keeps starters in to pad stats. Look at my sample below...

vs. Seton Hall = 53 point win (30 at half) and 27 minutes
vs. Davidson = 29 point win and 36 minutes
vs. Wake = 28 point win and 38 minutes
vs. Valpo = 27 points and and 33 minutes
vs. Maryland = 24 points and 36 minutes
vs. Wake = 23 point win and 35 points
vs. Bucknell = 34 point win and 33 points

Were all those minutes necessary? Anybody who has heard of Coach K can easily answer no. He's infamous for running up the score and padding his star players' stats to give them better chances of records and awards. This is why Adam Morrison is my Player of the Year. His stats mean something; they've only won 1 game by more than 20 points (he played 31 minutes in that game, less than all of those above except Seton Hall). Gonzaga needs Morrison's stats a hell of a lot more than Duke needed Redick's in those blowouts. I hope that ass-clown Redick gets hurt when he's on the court with 2 or 3 minutes left in their next blowout win. Nothing serious, just something to keep him out of the tournament, like a fractured skull or broken neck (just kidding, a severely sprained ankle or knee will suffice). Let's see how that hair-dyed Coach feels about running up the score when they fold in the 2nd round because of The Backne'd One's absence.

And how lame is the 30 at 30 update? Do they have to give the same damn update twice during the same game. Change it up some you fucking clowns! I already saw Redick's record in the pre-game, 1st half 30 at 30, halftime, and the 2nd-half 30 at 30. What, you think I didn't remember? You thought I wanted to see that pretty free throw again? If Redick reverse dunks on Hansbrough with under a minute to go to put Duke up by 1, then yes, you can show the same dumbass replay 10 times in the same game. But please, enough with shoving Redick down everybody's throats. I get it, he's pretty good. But he's still a big fucking cock! Can anyone look less intimidating with a cut-off shirt?

And what's with all the women's basketball highlights? Does anybody in the country other than one Joseph L. Dickson III give a shit about any women's basketball games? That's what I thought.



Just some random fucking thoughts 12 hours after a disheartening loss.