JD Returns

For the record, I was trying to leave a post last weekend when Canas and Clapp made a visit to NashVegas. However, those fuckers kept interrupting me. Okay, Jav interrupted me. regardless, I'm here now.

* About the Steelers. Thank God they won. Mainly for Denard and Kelly Baugh's sake, they had watch the game at my place because I was too superstitous to watch the game anywhere else except on my couch. Fuck my Mike Holmgren and all the Seahawks fans' crying. They had their chances to win that game. Two missed field goals. A bad INT in the red zone. And the Randle El TD pass on a reverse. If Seattle had watched a little tape, they would have seen that we run that Pittsburgh's run that a play at least twice this season (the last being in a Sunday Night game vs Cleveland). Morons. Plus, why didnt they run the ball more with Alexander? He was suprisingly having a good game against us. And what the hell was up with Holmgren's playcalling at the end of the halfs?

* About college basketball. As I predicted, Wake sucks. But even I didnt foresee the Deacs being this bad. 1-9 in the ACC!? Maybe Josh Howard and Chris Paul covered all the deficiencies on defense. Maybe it was worse than I ever thought. And with all rumors swirling around Skip, he probably just needs to go onto Cincinnati or wherever. I only wish this could have happened a year ago when Bruce Pearl was available. My only hope now is that Kentucky is dumb enough to fire Tubby Smith (and watching Vandy beat the Cats twice, it may actually happen).

Damn Roy Williams. The MF can coach. That team isn't very good but they keep winning. However, Duke is just too good for everyone else in the ACC. And can we finally admit that JJ Redick is pretty good? I've heard it from Denard and Jav; I'm waiting on you to admit it, Cullen.

* Highlights from Clapp and Jav's visit from last weekend. Jav being, well, Jav. No one gets emotions riled up quite like Canas.

Clapp trying to convince us that Creationism is a science and should be taught in public schools. High comedy. It should be interesting when Clapp comes back with evidence proving that God actually exists, I only hope he cites Bill O'Reilly or Fox News when he presents his counter argument.

Taking Kelly Baugh to the Hustler of Hollywood store at 3am to watch her buy a dildo. The best part of it is she was so drunk that she doesn't even remember it. It was equally funny to see the looks on Jav and Clapp's face as she's opening it right next to them in the backseat.

Jay Lowe (now a Vanderbilt athletic dept employee) hooking up his St Leo alums with some great tickets to the Vandy-UK game. Great high scoring game. Patrick Sparks tried his best Randolph Childress impression but in the end the Dores were too much for Kentucky down the stretch. Kentucky's defense was something out of the Skip Prosser School of Defending.

* Cullen, how long are you going to be in LA? I may be out there early April.

* TV highlight: Inside the Actors Studio with Dave Chappelle. Yes, Dave Chappelle. Funny shit. Now, I finally think I understand why he quit. And it wasn't drugs or insanity.
Later bitches.