Does Marvin Harrison havta choke a bitch?

Apparently, my 3rd favorite wide receiver (behind only T.O. and Hines Ward) isn't as mild mannered as he appears. At least that's what some kids in California want a jury to believe. The lawsuit alleges Marvin Harrison "physically attacked" the boys and placed a "potentially deadly choke hold" on one of them. I'm not buying it. Then again there was a time when everyone believed Kobe "GM" Bryant only f*cked over his teammates. So who knows?

Question for Bethel: why does the Panthers punter need steroids? I don't think this steroids story taints the Panthers '03 season but it certainly raises some credibility questions. And before B responds with the allegations against the 70s Steelers, there's one big difference between them. During the Super Steelers run, steroids were still legal in the U.S. and had not been banned by the NFL yet. The Kitties, on other hand, knew it was illegal and banned by the league.

But the news isn't all bad for B. I guess congratulations are in order for Bethel on his engagement. I only ask that you not become as whipped as Hellinger - has anyone seen/heard from Tim since his wedding? Don't make me order you a Doug Christie jersey like the one I just ordered for Tim. Seriously, conrgats B (and I will order a Christie jersey for you if necessary).

JD