Pat O'Brien's One Shining Moment

Just in time for the Final Four, the first sideline reporter I ever remember is in the news. Mr. Final Four (not Billy Packer) turned Hollywood Insider checked himself into rehab this week for drug and alcohol abuse. Apparently, ol' Pat is quite the party animal. In some released voice emails, Pat "expressed a taste for hookers, cocaine and adventurous (if possibly unhygienic) sex". I love how he would interact with his black co-workers.

"He also allegedly offended two African-American employees when he walked into a makeup room and greeted them with, "What's up, my n——s!" Could it be O'Brien feels that he's down with the bruthas because he once appeared in a P. Diddy video?"

Oh, and did I mention he's a horny old man? Many of us have tried drunken booty calls but Pat takes booty calls to another level. "Let's have [bleep]ing sex and drugs and just go crazy," the voice says in one of three messages, most of which is repetitive and unprintably graphic. "You're [bleep]ing sexy, I want to go crazy with you. I want to [bleep] your [bleep] and get crazy."

I hate to kick a man when he's down but this shit is too funny.