Desperate Housewife in the Dash?

Check this out:

http://wakeforestsports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/080906aab.html

Seems like everyone's favorite nut-puncher is hosting a charuty event in Winston and he is bringing some NBA types with him. Scroll through the names - Tony Parker is scheduled to appear. If he is willing to bring Eva Longoria, then I am willing to support Uni-brow's cause. On the other hand, watching these guys cruise around Winston for a few days would be sweet in and of itself...