Final Report on Kristin's Wedding

Sorry I've been slacking in my duties this week. Work's been shit. So bad I had to fly to California to get a break (LA - sorry Cullen). But anyway, I'm back to report on Kristin's wedding.

* Kristin looked great, Lauren and Mollie looked very good and Jared looked tall.

* Very disappointed by the number of single women at the reception. It's like they went to the wedding and then went to bed.

* Bethel had to steal spotlight by proposing to Ashley at the reception. Good form B. She respectfully declined an answer. Could have been the timing? Could have been the fact that B had already admitted earlier in the night that he had seen Episode III TEN times and was planning on seeing it again last Sunday?

* Eugenia looked g#ddamned fine. Damn her fiancee for being there while she was drunk.

* Britney Hoopengardner ("the Hoop"). Her husband's pretty cool and may be a good addition to fantasy football if necessary.

* Todd is still the biggest sucker I know. And I told him as much. You oughtta see the size of the rock he bought her. This is KERRI for godsake! At least smart enough not to move back to W-S for her. So he has that going for him.

* Heaton's fiancee was cute. To quote Episode VI, "he was wise to keep her from me". (That ws for you B)

* Gil had the game working on all cylinders at Black Bear (no thanks to my wingman skills). Too bad the chick had two kids and a gap that would make even David Letterman blush.

* Wendy looked as "Wendy" as ever. The skin tight lime green dress she was wearing kept inching up her legs. It screamed "Fuck me now". Too bad she forgot (again) that Jav is married. Sometimes I wonder if she tries these things on before she buys them. I love her though.

* Mollie may have hooked up with Kristin's cousin who she used to babysit. Weird. More weird?Mike still has first dibs though.

Overall I give this wedding a solid "B". Too bad there are no more this year. But it looks like there will be at least three possibly four next summer.

I'll post some pics when I get back on Monday. Also, I'll have a full review of Batman Begins. I saw the WB premiere last night! One word: awesome. Later bitches