Thursday, May 05, 2005

Reason #262 that Bethel is no longer a Browns fan

Kellen "Evel Kellnievel" Winslow Jr.

What a dumbass. There were signs last season that his skull was a bit hollow. Every team drafting in the top 5 last year warned him not to sign with agents, Carl & (?) Poston, because no one likes dealing with them. He did, and he dropped from possible #2 pick to the Raiders to Cleveland at #6. Then he signs a contract with much of his salary based on playing time, which would have been easily attainable.... if he didn't get hurt. Kellen Sr's offspring broke his leg in the third game and missed the rest of the season. So instead of earning $5 million in 2004, he got $900,ooo

Now this idiot decides he wants to ride motorcycles and do tricks in empty parking lots. There were a few signs that this may not have been a smart move. a) Jay Williams' NBA career since he bought a motorcycle; b) the provision in his contract which explicitly prohibits him from riding motorcycles; c) if violated, said provision allows the Browns to collect all of his $4 million signing bonus and refuse to pay the other $3 million he's owed.

Obviously, Mr. Kellnievel didnt think about any of this before he chose to do a wheelie at a reported 40 to 50 mph! Oops. But at least he was wearing a helmet. Then again, he didnt strap the helmet on. Double oops. Nice job moron. Kudos to Bethel for abandoning this train wreck for an organization.

FYI - apparently you can own a piece of this great moment in athletic stupidity

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